The Internet is creating a 'shallow' generation.

From "New Scientist" Magazine...

Modern maladies

1. Blog streaking Revealing secrets or personal information online, which for everybody's sake would be best kept private
2. Crackberry The curse of the modern executive, not being able to stop checking your BlackBerry even at you grandmother's funeral
3. Cyberchondria A headache and a particular rash at the same time? Extensive online research tells you it must be cancer
4. Egosurfing When "just checking" gets out of control
5. Infornography You're beyond being a healthy "infovore": acquiring and sharing information has become an addiction for you
6. You Tube narcissism Not even your closest family want to see hours of your holiday videos
7. Google-stalking Snooping online on old friends, colleagues or first dates
8. MySpace impersonation Many of us pretend to be someone we're not when we are online, but some will pretend to be a well-known figure
9. Powerpointlessness One too many flashy slides
10. Photolurking Flicking through a photo album of someone you've never met
11. Wikipediholism Excessive devotion to a certain online collaborative encyclopedia. You can test whether you're an addict at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Are_You_a_Wikipediholic_Test

Uh oh....I am a Cyberchondria.